Until not so long ago, I was under the impression that polar bears ate penguins. I blame Coca Cola for pushing this false conception. I'm sure you've seen their Penguin Party ad. 

Recently, one of my customers brought it to my attention that polar bears live in the North Pole while penguins live in the South. 

I don't care. 

Let's continue the myth that when a polar bear sees a penguin, it sees dinner.