About Us

We love to watch The Nature Channel and drink beer. Then we get inspired to design fun and unique apparel and home decor!
We also believe in giving back to the animals and natural beauty that inspire us.  We are proud to partner with the African Wildlife Foundation, which works with the people of Africa to protect wildlife and wildlands.  For every item purchased through our "Shop the Cause" collection, 20% is donated back to The AWF. In 2015 we raised over $20,000!
 

Dan Lachman

What I Do: I'm the brainchild of Sharp Shirter
Favorite Sharp Shirter Design: Deep Sea Discovery
Favorite Animal: Cuttlefish
One thing I recommend to watch, read or listen to: You haven't lived if you haven't seen The Room.
If I could have one super power... Walk backwards while facing forwards and never bump into anything
One thing I'm proud of: I have a Bachelors in Psychology
One thing on my bucket list: Being in the audience at a Judge Judy filming

Gloria Richardson

What I Do: Sales Captain? I have no idea what my official title is anymore please ask Dan :)
Favorite Sharp Shirter design: Captain Octopus
Favorite Animal: Humans
Read: In Watermelon Sugar by Richard Brautigan 
Listen: Broadcast, Otis Redding, Billie Holiday, Cocteau Twins 
Watch: Peep Show
Super Power: Omni-linguism 
One thing I'm proud of: My sweet pinball skills
One thing on my bucket list: Live in a foreign country 

Nick Tuttle

What I Do: I’m the garbageman. I take Dan’s garbage and help turn it alchemy like into something worthwhile
Favorite Sharp Shirter Design:  TEETH
Favorite Animal:  Klipspringer / kitty kats / all dem critters
One thing I recommend to watch, read or listen to:  MBMBAM [My Brother My Brother And Me Podcast]  / anything that Griffin McElroy blesses with his golden, babiest brother voice.
If I could have one super power... I'd Be the very best like no one ever was  (as in catch all of the Pokémon)
One thing I'm proud of: the love of my freakin’ life, MaiAda
One thing on my bucket list: Learn how to do the Urkel dance… or just dress like urkle… that guy had it all

MaiAda Carpano

What I Do: I'm the straight character in the Sharp Shirter sitcom. I also organize photo shoots, part-time model and "research" cute animal memes.
Favorite Sharp Shirter Design:  Pizza Rat
Favorite Animal:  Unicorns and my dog, Fluffygans
One thing I recommend to watch, read or listen to:  Watch Portlandia & listen to Sleater-Kinney.  
If I could have one super power... I'd teleport, so I'd never have to wait in a TSA line again
One thing I'm proud of: As of today I've caught 113 pokemon so I'm over 2/3 of the way to catching 'em all...
One thing on my bucket list: Start a mini-farm with miniature horses, teacup pigs, munchkin cats, serama chickens... all the cute, tiny animals!!

Fluffygans

What I Do: Wait for treats.

If I could have one super power...

I would make treats magically appear.

One thing on my bucket list:

More treats

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